Manny Ramirez

Man Ram is back. Again. He has signed a one year deal with the Oakland Athletics for half a million dollars. Before he can play this season, he must serve his 50 game suspension for his use of performance enhancing drugs for the second time.

The A's most likely signed Manny because they recently signed Yoenis Cespedes and he was interested with the idea of playing with Manny. The A's should expect next to nothing of Manny because the earliest he will be able to play will be on his 40th birthday, assuming there are no rain outs.

When will he just retire? (Brett Favre anyone?)

Get steroids out of baseball. Seriously.